Daft Punk is playing at my house, my house
Ireland.com - 01/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Ireland.com
My primary internet news source will be
initiating a pay-subscription service from next June. A year's
subscription will cost €79 and, needless to mention, I don't have
the money and nor would I pay it as long as I can go
here or
here. But neither BBC nor CNN can
provide me with worthwhile Irish news and the Indo is crap, as is the
Examiner. So, that leaves me with but one
option...
You now have until June to marvel at my sexy, occasionally
functional, AvantGo optimised
ireland.com Breaking News script thingie. Point your Palms there and
set
the browse depth to one. Actually, could someone please tell me if the damn thing
looks okay in AvantGo? I still haven't fixed my Handspring...
Don't bother...it doesn't work any more. Evidently they've gone and changed the page code and I can't be arsed modifying mine. Sigh.
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Worker bee - 03/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Worker bee
So, I'm finished with one job and hopefully walking straight into another
some time in the next two weeks (that is to say, I've been hired but the
start date is fuzzy). It seems to be another step on the road to becoming
some sort of goddamn professional translator.
I have skills; I know I do. So, uh, remind me why I'm continuing my degree
again?
Other news: re-installing Win98 is proving tricky. I wonder if it's the
hard disk, or the FAT, or the MBR, or the fact that I do have a Linux
partition, or the fact that I'm installing an illegal German copy over an
illegal English copy which was thrown on top of the original pre-installed
German version. <lame>Also, I changed my X-window manager to TWM.
It was novel and fun for a while but now I don't know how to change back
to KDE</lame> (and /usr/bin/startkde aborts with errors, before you
ask).
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X files - 06/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]X files
Multiple props are due to
Aidan for
helping me unb0rk my completely buggered XFree86 configuration
after I did something stupid in root (...and the lesson we learn from that
is? *slap*-owah!). Over the course of a remote (me in Karlsruhe, him in
Wexford) conversation on Matrix, he held my hand as I stumbled around
/etc/X11, init.d and other such murky locales. I learned about the
hierarchical and functional differences between xinit, xfs and TWM/KDE/*,
not to mention why the X11 developers need to be strung up by their short
and curlies for their
slightly overkilled font server.
A major help in dragging me a little further out of the Pit of Lameness
towards the Shining Light of Knowing *Nix Shit. And he's got finals in a
few weeks too. God bless that man.
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Twilight Zone - 08/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Twilight Zone
So, I
happened to be sitting in Schloßpark yesterday when I
happened to bump into my mate Ian (Young), who just
happened
to have taken the day off work. He told me about these two sisters he
happened to have met at his mate's girlfriend's mother's
step-brother's wedding (seriously), both native Karlsruhers who are going
abroad in different directions at the end of the summer. One, I was told,
is going to Cork, and the other is going to a little town in Shropshire
called Newport.
Ian's from Newport.
Cut to pub later and in arrives Ian with girls in tow. So I go join the
table and get chatting with this Cork-bound one. Turns out she is indeed
headed to the Rebel County next September, or rather more specifically to
Fermoy.
I'm from Fermoy.
Oh, and she also
happens to live on the street adjacent to mine in
Karlsruhe, i.e. within 100 yards of me. Jesus.
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One hand in my pocket - 12/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]One hand in my pocket
Sparkasse and Visa gave me simultaneous kicks in the crotch at the ATM
last night but it's not gonna get me down, no sir.
This afternoon I did
something cool:
rm -rf /mnt/win/windows, which is (was) all 1,000
megs' worth of OS. All I have to do now is back up a few more files and
then we see about expanding this
/usr partition so's that I can
do something
useful with it. Meantime, I think I'll re-write a
website for
someone because
boy does it need a re-writing.
Steaming bolognese lasagne + Sunday papers online kicks ass.
To further streamline the fulfilment of your voyeuristic tendencies, we have
tweaked the archive listing to include
the title of each entry. It's a slightly kludged fix that relies on the first
line of each entry being "well formed" (i.e.
<b>Title</b><br><br>) so that it can then
be parsed into a link; well in keeping with my standard coding "style" then
:)
Ooh! We have weekdays!
And here too!
Lovely.
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Mr. Bojangles/[m.] - 13/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Mr. Bojangles/[m.]
Check out these
scary pics
of the Scruffy's Irish Pub Quiz™ in action, courtesy of
Torben. I can do nothing about the pop-ups,
btw; we're not all so lucky as to have college shell accounts :)
My page has an icon! Nay, a logo! A corporate identity! A t-shirt design!
All rights reserved! The "m in square brackets"
is going to be the biggest
thing since the
golden arches and the
dynamic contour curve - assuming you're all
using at least semi-modern browsers, of course...
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This net ain't big enough... - 14/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]This net ain't big enough...
It's so gratifying, nay, cute to see real-life friends cranking up their
own web presences.
Charlotte
actually posted something to the
weblog I spontaneously set up for her
the day before yesterday; I've been telling her for months that she was a
born blogger and, judging by the length of her first entry, she'll soon be
chewing up
Pyra's bandwidth big style.
Ian unveiled
his page today
too, only to have it go offline as quickly for exceeding the free hosting
service's daily bandwidth limit (he'd mailed the link to about 20 people).
I would also like to point out that I offered him
space on my Karlsruhe University account but he turned it down because
he's afraid of Linux/Apache/PHP, being the little MS/IIS/ASP whore that he
is. Abuse!
Frustration is: waiting 40 minutes for your lovely broccoli/pasta thing to
finish cooking 'cos, you know, you haven't eaten all day, going to pull it
out of the oven and realising that you never switched the fucking thing
on.
I decided to rescue
this from my
old
Blogger account. November 28th,
2000...
Jaysis. 6 months of uninterrupted mediocrity, kids. You can
learn from this. Meanwhile, we await the arrival of
this man to the public internet diary stage. Or
will he chicken out?
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Puke-o-vision - 15/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Puke-o-vision
I decided to force the issue; I obviously can't leave the page like
this, so I'm
going to have to redesign it completely. Soon. Once I've reinstalled both my OS'es.
In the meantime, try not to stare directly at the screen.
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Busy - 17/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Busy
So the climax of yesterday's repartitioning/reinstallation orgy was
booting from a Linux boot floppy and realising that all I had to do to
restore the boot manager that had been blitzed an hour earlier during the
Windows installation was run Lilo. Net result: more space for Linux,
Windows back online and no important data (read: MP3s) lost. Sweet.
It seems I have another
weblog,
courtesy of
Tushar. I
haven't been so flattered since Will created
davewhyteisgay.com for me. Pity
that site went down...
Important: davewhyte.blogspot.com is
not mine. I do not
write
lame goth-angst poetry; I'm more the
senryu
type.
Epic wailing dirge
Martyrdom and long, black nails
Just ain't my thing, man
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Put it on the boss's bill - 22/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Put it on the boss's bill
A very unusual thing happened at
work
this afternoon: the boss decided to
take us all out to lunch. Belated birthday celebrations and today being
the last sunny day for a while were cited as reasons, but either way, I
wasn't about to turn down an offer of free food. And so, ar aghaidh linn
go dtí an
Kippe and filled our bellies
with fine fare. 'Twas very convivial indeed, and had the extra bonus of
chasing away the last of my minor hangover.
Also found a
new place to
drink last night. The
dark Hefeweizen
was silky smooth from the tap and it's the kind of place you can bring a
laptop and sit in the corner (there's even a conveniently placed socket).
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Send in the chameleons - 23/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Send in the chameleons
Yesterday, after work, I nicked the office copy of
SuSE Linux 7.1 Professional, all 7 CDs worth
of it. I raced home and installed it as quick as I could but, alas, it
didn't like me. Or my mouse or my graphics card or my network card etc.
Went round Ian's place with the intention of burning some of them anyway,
and he produces a copy of SuSE 7.3 from a computer magazine's cover CD. We
like 7.3 lots more than we even liked RH 7.1. It's got games, for a start
:)
I just wonder why I can't seem to install
OpenOffice.org without irretrievably
crashing the entire system, Windows-style.
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Hochachtungsvoll - 24/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Hochachtungsvoll
One of the more fun parts of my job is corresponding with other
companies in my capacity as The Guy Who Speaks And Writes Native English,
especially when it comes to bawling out a certain manufacturer of
networking hardware...
To whom it may concern,
Last week we sent a (INSERT SPEC HERE) switch back to you for repair
(#REF NO.). We had acquired a reference code from the support section of
your
website, and were given an address to which to return the switch, which
was/is still under warranty.
It has just been returned to my office by Deutsche Post, having been
refused by ****** ******* in Frankfurt because the postage
was not paid. I had to cough up €6.90 for the privilege of having my
still-broken switch returned to me.
Now, isn't the idea of a full service-and-repair warranty supposed to be
inclusive of postage and packaging?
And, yes, this is the last straw. Your abysmal customer support seems only
to be matched by our need to avail of it on a disturbingly regular basis.
You will generally find that refusing to repair goods under warranty will
not endear you to your customer base. It has certainly had that effect at
this company: we will never buy anything from ****** again.
Yours sincerely,
(BOSS'S NAME)
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Two parts freshness, three parts coolness - 27/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Two parts freshness, three parts coolness
Here's a recipe for an action-packed weekend with
this man.
Café Bleu, Halo, Romeo Must Die, Tamiya Dirt Thrasher, agg pizza and
croquette reids, crazy right-hand drive Peugeot, Ryan, Leathwood, Lisa,
Ollie, Tommy, herbs, beer, absolutely delicious little pastry thingies,
Kung-Fu, running like madmen for a tram, Harry Potter,
fucking alarm
clock, Café Bleu again, Emily, (different) Lisa, Lena, Denis,
Spiderman, more
pizza and Satan's balls.
And I
still didn't get to meet (big) Ian or even go out this
evening - too damn tired.
Public Service Announcement: if you got a mail telling you to delete a
file called Jdbgmgr.exe and were silly enough to follow it, Redmond has
something
to tell you.
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Why, Lord? - 28/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]Why, Lord?
Calling all geeks:
#!/bin/sh
date -I >> /home/hard/rzfs-uu/uumy/.public_html/diary/index;
set today=`date -I`;
touch /home/hard/rzfs-uu/uumy/.public_html/diary/$today;
chmod o+r /home/hard/rzfs-uu/uumy/.public_html/diary/$today;
pico /home/hard/rzfs-uu/uumy/.public_html/diary/$today;
Why won't this work on
this server the way
it works on Matrix? It's a frikkin' shell script, for the love of god!
Update: cracked it. It wasn't
set today=`date -I` but
simply
today=`date -I`. Next stage is teaching the monkey how to
use the typewriter
and keeping a civil tongue in my head.
That'll
be tricky... (only joking, Your Schpengleness).
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It liiiiives!! - 31/05/2002 - 03:00 GMT -
[Link]It liiiiives!!
Mr.
I. D. Roskruge has posted his first
proper
weblog
entry and what a corker it is.
Humourless, German, sandal-wearing Jesus-freaks need not apply.
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About
This is LeSinge.org v3.0. It's on its sixth* server since I registered
the domain name in November of 2000 and it has gone through several
drastic facelifts in that time, usually prompted by some cataclysmic
event like someone deleting a load of files they shouldn't, or a server
being shut down. This is the maddest layout yet; I'm trying to fit the
entire weblog (apart from diary archives and the gallery) into a single
loading page using all sorts of PHP-generated DHTML jiggery-pokery. The
idea is to make it more inviting to look around since there's no
loading between "pages". It's still a work in
progress (more a proof of concept than anything), so be patient!
I'm Dave Whyte, an Irish CS graduate, German speaker,
linguist and incredibly talented web developer. I'm originally from
Fermoy but I now live in Newbridge with my
wife Beth and our son. I'm currently working for these fine folks and enjoying it
greatly.
"The Monkey"? Eh?
My nom de guerre comes from an old Eddie Izzard comedy sketch. I also like Calvin & Hobbes. I've cobbled together a searchable archive of the strips.
Contact me!
- Email - me @ this domain name (I had the catch-all disabled, with
instant results)
- Gmail - dwhyte
- MSN - lamerthanjesuschrist at hotmail.com
- ICQ - 230670372
- AIM - lamerthanjchrist
- Yahoo! - jenesuispasunepoutaine
- Skype - daveandbeth2004
Or: Meebo me!
* I've been around: csd.dot-ie.com, matrix.netsoc.tcd.ie, ns1.ayntk.net, ns4.nestdesign.com, cotopaxi.33eels.com, chimborazo.33eels.com